Funny numbers. Real progress.
Face your spending.
Get roasted.
Upload the receipt. Redact what should stay private. Get a sharp, shareable AI roast about the money choices you were hoping nobody noticed.
Upload first. Your call on what gets shared.
Your spending roast is ready.
Brutally honest. Surprisingly personal.
Juan Valdez is buying a yacht because of you.
No spreadsheet theater
Three moves.
One honest punchline.
SpendBurn starts with the receipts you choose. Then it turns the numbers into something you will actually remember.
- 01
Drop the evidence.
Upload a receipt or statement. No bank connection required.
- 02
Keep it your business.
Review and redact the details that should not become part of the joke.
- 03
Get roasted properly.
SpendBurn turns the spending pattern into one brutally honest line.
Your receipts. Your rules.
The roast needs the pattern, not your whole life.
Start with a manual upload and review what appears before the punchline lands. Share cards focus on the category and the joke, so you can post the burn without posting your details.
The redemption arc
The joke is the hook. Better money habits are the sequel.
Redemption Mode is where SpendBurn is headed: simple challenges, small spending targets, and a better reason to open your next roast.
Start with a roast